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So I totally just tried to learn stick shift using marc's car, drunk....and I knocked over Brian's bike. Opps!

Not!

Livejournal is boring when I'm not around.

My phone is DEAD DEAD DEAD. I can't get it to charge at all. This is particulary distressing because my phone is my only alarm clock and I have a midterm tomorrow morning.

I've given up on ethics. Not philosophically but in life. As Michael once said to me "Joey, I really hope that your philosophical interests don't lie in ethics, because you are the most unethical person I know." Well, I let him down once again.

In other news, readers of French should lire ( cette cantaloupeCollapse )

On peut boire du lait avec une tasse, mais on ne peut pas couper du bois avec un chat.

With that being said...well really, that's all that needs to be said.

I would like to present to you a list of "Things which will make me happy" which I did not write, but was left at my studio by another dear friend who will remain anonymous.

The list goes as follows:
-Read more fanfiction
-Learn to play D&D
-Read more slash fanfiction
-Improve Magic the Gathering abilities
-Keep up with webcomics

I might be killed for this. Or at least harassed on a more frequent basis.

I've finally overcome the first wave of madness that is finals. All I have left to do is about 5 pages in French, another 12-15 page essay that's due next week, and makeup 10 weeks worth of journal entries (which is also due next week).

Wait, that's a lot for being ALL THAT'S LEFT. Fuck. What happened to Spring break?

In other news, my friend Germ (who many of you know) was published today in this daily short-fiction online magazine writing under the pseudonym of Nathan Trader. Read it!

http://www.everydayfiction.com/lifeline-by-nathan-trader/

If you were going out with your mom and a few of her friends to celebrate her 50th birthday, what bars would you take her to? Downtown bars are a plus.

Ok, at times I'm a total cheeseball and can't help get all gushy, soft-hearted and such. Watching this video prompted one of those moments.



( Don't read my translation. It sounds so much better in French.Collapse )

Ok, maybe it's just the hot shirtless men singing in French.

So I have about 45 pages in papers to write within the next week, give or take a few. In other words, I'm dropping off the face of the planet for the next 7 days.